Hey Slayers,
Welcome to the Office Slayers— your no BS guide to being the hottest and most confident version of yourself.
Please enjoy the Office Slayers version of Spotify wrapped: hot girl wrapped💅
Use this as your time to reflect on your own hot girl journey as you’ve gotten a little smarter, funnier, and hotter every single day!!
Let’s do this:
You, a hot girl:
treated yourself 52 times
learned 36 new Gen Z vocab terms
spent 67,484 minutes hot girl walking
increased your income by thousanddssss (personally I started at $0 and now have a job! neat!)
added 14 new bits to your everyday repertoire
had someone you were dating buy you something 67 times (at least)
were in the top 5% of people who have mastered the art of delulu
spilled piping hot tea 2,045 times
upgraded your signature scent once (it only takes one)
journaled 69 pages
introduced 6 new emojis and memes to your workplace comms
ABSOLUTELY SLAYED 365 days of the year
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The way you slayed this year made you a hero!
GEN Z VOCAB BABY
rizz: how good you are at flirting, spitting game. comes from the word “charisma.”
brought her back because she’s Oxford’s word of the year!let them cook: just let the person continue their action, keep doing their thing, let them do what they’re good at
other variations include: let him cook, let her cook, let us cook
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That’s all from me today! Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of ourselves.
See you next time ;)
Bella Rose
